the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Life is so much better after having sex.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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