My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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