I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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