where am i from again
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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