just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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