well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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