I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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