I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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