I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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