Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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