i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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