just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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