I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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