quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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