careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
