guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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