I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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