She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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