I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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