This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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