did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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