I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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