My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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