Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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