I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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