For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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