he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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