I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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