that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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