At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.