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Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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What?!?

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What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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(810): Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police (616): What?!? (810): What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police http://tfl.nu/unre

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(248): View more from Michigan

the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.

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(248): the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot. http://tfl.nu/4bij

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(802): View more from Vermont

PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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(802): PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know. http://tfl.nu/g6tj

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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.

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(951): I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes. http://tfl.nu/5gti

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(804): View more from Virginia

so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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(804): so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford http://tfl.nu/pdng

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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.

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(760): I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college. http://tfl.nu/m4jf

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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."

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(518): he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials." http://tfl.nu/vm6j

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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness

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(484): 5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness http://tfl.nu/vhep

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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.

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(314): On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner. http://tfl.nu/glyx

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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now

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(313): Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now http://tfl.nu/t7qb

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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..

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(978): I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital.. http://tfl.nu/5pzt

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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.

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(804): I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit. http://tfl.nu/xryz

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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.

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(508): Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess. http://tfl.nu/kvya

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars

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(608): The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars http://tfl.nu/t0d7

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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away

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(419): I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away http://tfl.nu/9ufh

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