Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.