SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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