haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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