They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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