So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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