Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night