Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future