Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.