weddingsv make me drug and hornr
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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