I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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