I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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