is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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