No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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