the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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