oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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