Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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You made out with two different species that night
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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