I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
