I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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