Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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