the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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