so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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