a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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