We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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