I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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