Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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