thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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