plz talk dirty to me
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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