perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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