If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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