A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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