Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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