And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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