You just made me feel so damn special
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I feel like I smell like bad decisions