Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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